OH NO WAY

I GOT SO HUNGRY TODAY SINBAD THAT I ATE A PIECE OF BARK, AND THREW UP ALL OVER THE FLOOR GOSH DARNIT SIMBAD, WHY ARE YOU TORTUREING ME??? I AM GROWING A BEARD AND IT LOOKS DELISH

ALSO I GOT ANOTHER SUPER CREEPY EMAIL FROM SINBAD@AIL.COM

WTF NOT FUNNY