OH NO WAY

I GOT SO HUNGRY TODAY SINBAD THAT I ATE A PIECE OF BARK, AND THREW UP ALL OVER THE FLOOR GOSH DARNIT SIMBAD, WHY ARE YOU TORTUREING ME??? I AM GROWING A BEARD AND IT LOOKS DELISH

ALSO I GOT ANOTHER SUPER CREEPY EMAIL FROM SINBAD@AIL.COM

WTF NOT FUNNY

WHAT A SECOND

NO WAIT JUST A COMMENT PICKEN SECOND!!!!! I just got this picture from an email that was sent to me personally and i don't know who send it! Was it sinbad himself? It is even scarier when you think about the truth that these are all my favorite foods all on a row too!  Foul play sir!. Please drive me to a nice place to eat, I'm begging you. I see all my bones.
All of them.

Oh no sinbad help quick!!!!

Sindbad thinsg are starting to get ugly!!! LOok at my body! It is so bad because you refuse to eat a nice delicious meal (perhaps you could drive me down to carls junior? make sure it is weelchair accessable.) I think after all of what you've put me throguh, I won't be seeing the tab.

Hahahaha very funny sinbad! Nice try, maybe next time smart guy, but the truth of the matter is I WOULD LOVE TO EAT A NUTRI SYSTEM SO BAD. I had never felt this bad before in my WHOLE INTIRE LIFE. I am so hungry and i haven't eaten a thing since octorber 12!!!!!!! Because i can't eat anything until i have DINNER with you sinbad??? Can you please get your pubcliocist to send me a nutrisystem and you can come over and share it with me PLEASE!!!!!!

Oh my gosh

I am REEAAAAALLY Hungry today, sinbad!! I Hope we can go to the sizzler. Because i haven't eaten breakfast or lunch or anything for a WHOLE DAY, Sinbad!! That means i'm really really hungry buddy!!

Now i'm even hungrier!!!

Now you've really done it, Sinbad! My tummy is rumbling because of your silly jokes!!!!!! CLOCK IS TICKING!!!!

Hey Sinbad

Where are you? I'm getting pretty hungry! If you're Sinbad's publicist, please tell Sinbad that I am on a hunger strike until he has dinner with me. I will not eat unless it is in the presence of Sinbad.